Thursday, October 15, 2009

Are you frustrated with your boss? :-)


HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK


1. Open a new file in your PC .


2. Name it "Boss"


3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN


4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN


5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"


6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....


7. Feel better?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

To realize the value of .....!!!!



To realize
The value of a sister
Ask someone
Who doesn't have one.

To realize
The value of ten years:
Ask a newly
Divorced couple.

To realize
The value of four years:
Ask a graduate.

To realize
The value of one year:
Ask a student who
Has failed a final exam.

To realize
The value of nine months:
Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born.

To realize
The value of one month:
Ask a mother
who has given birth to
A premature baby.

To realize
The value of one week:
Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper.

To realize
The value of one hour:
Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet.

To realize
The value of one minute:
Ask a person
Who has missed the train, bus or plane.

To realize
The value of one-second:
Ask a person
Who has survived an accident...

To realize
The value of one millisecond:
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics

Time waits for no one.

Treasure every moment you have.
You will treasure it even more when
you can share it with someone special.

To realize the value of a friend:
Lose one.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Sachin's 1st Interview

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Just For Fun !!!


Which American accent do you have?

http://www.youthink.com/quiz.cfm?action=go_detail⊂_action=take&obj_id=9827



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QUALITY CERTIFICATE - A joke

A Quality Analysis Engineer married an average girl

After 24 months of tough life with her, finally the Engineer got angry and sent a note to his father-in-law stating that:

'YOUR PRODUCT IS NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS'

The smart father-in-law replies,

'WARRANTY EXPIRED,

MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE'