Santa and the Vegetarian Chicken :)

Each Friday night after work, Santa would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs. But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday. 

The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest. The Priest came to visit Santa, and suggested that he become a Catholic. 

After several classes and much study, Santa attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Sikh, and raised a Sikh, but now, you are a Catholic." 

Santa’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived. The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood. 

The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors and, as he rushed into Santa's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. 

There stood Santa, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you waz born a chicken, and you waz born a lamb, you waz raised a chicken, and you waz raised a lamb but now yara, you are a potato and tomato"!


source:http://www.funtoosh.com/jokes/santa_banta/214

The Evolution of the Computer by Harold's Planet - Good One !!

Source: http://vimeo.com/12667030

The story of everybody

This is a story of four people called Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody.

There was some important work that had to be done, and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it.

Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry because of this, since it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody understood that Everybody wouldn't do it.

It ended with Everybody blaming Somebody as Nobody did what Anybody could have done.


source: Funtoosh.com

Are you frustrated with your boss? :-)

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK


1. Open a new file in your PC .


2. Name it "Boss"


3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN


4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN


5. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?"


6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly....


7. Feel better?

source:http://www.funtoosh.com/jokes/office_humor/133

Whats ur personality! - chance to know about yourself :-)

The chance to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending a money. This test was devised by a famous team of psychologists from a british university.

Here it is.....

Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle. You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another 7 small chairs surrounding a small round table. In the middle of the table was a round food tray with 5 kinds of fruit in it.

There are:

a. Apple b. Banana c. Strawberry d. Peach e.Orange

Which fruit will u choose?

Your choice reveals about u!

Test results : Please SCROLL DOWN

Here are the results..

a. if you chosen apple: that means you are a person

who loves to eat apple

b. if you chosen banana: that means you are a person

who loves to eat banana

c. if you chosen strawberry: that means you are a

person who loves to eat strawberry

d. if you chosen peach: that means you are a person

who loves to eat peach

e. if you chosen orange: that means you are a person

who loves to eat orange

PS: If u r hunting for me to Kick me.....well...I am still hunting for the person who sent me this...!

source: http://www.funtoosh.com/jokes/personality/505

Intesting yet Funny !!

Intesting yet Funny

You can bcom an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. u cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College!

You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!

You can find keys in Key board but u cannot find mother in mother board.

You can study and get any certificates... but you cannot get your death certificate.

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Imagine that you're a software engineer.

Answer this with a technical word.... OK!

READY! scroll down for the question.

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If bill gates mother gets bored, what will you call her?

Come on..... think of it..

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Still don't know??

Duffer.....

The answer is: motherbored (motherboard)

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Interesting.....!!!!!!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs!

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Reaction of Bosses in times of Recession

http://www.funtoosh.com/?dj.php?details=IND~398

Brand logo's after the Economic Crisis! (Visual Joke)

http://www.funtoosh.com/dj.php?details=A10~1172