6 Truths of Life

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue. 

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it. 

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie. 

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4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot. 

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. 

I apologize about this. I'm an 

idiot and I needed company... 

Intesting yet Funny !!

Intesting yet Funny

You can bcom an engineer if u study in Engineering college .. u cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College!

You can expect a BUS from a BUS stop... You cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop.

A mechanical engineer can become a mechanic but a software engineer cannot become a software!

You can find keys in Key board but u cannot find mother in mother board.

You can study and get any certificates... but you cannot get your death certificate.

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Imagine that you're a software engineer.

Answer this with a technical word.... OK!

READY! scroll down for the question.

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If bill gates mother gets bored, what will you call her?

Come on..... think of it..

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Still don't know??

Duffer.....

The answer is: motherbored (motherboard)

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Interesting.....!!!!!!

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs!

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Reaction of Bosses in times of Recession

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Brand logo's after the Economic Crisis! (Visual Joke)

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